Great headlines

There's bupkes going on in TV news today, but man, what a great day for headlines on the wire:

"Mich. man bowls 3rd 300 game, then dies"

"Pack of angry Chihuahuas attacks officer"

"Anti-Christian Jeans a Hot Seller in Sweden"

You see a headline like one of those, you are absolutely compelled to read the story, even if you know it's going to be utterly stupid.