South seas TV

So I'm back from a week on a cruise ship, celebrating my sister-in-law's wedding. Why she wanted her family to come along for the honeymoon remains an open question.

Anyway, the TV on the cruise ship was hit-and-miss. We saw the Ohio State-Michigan game en route from St. Maarten to Nassau, but missed most of the primetime programming.

One channel on the ship appeared to be devoted entirely to an endless loop of a particular "Two and a Half Men" episode. I'm pretty sure Dante wrote that one up in the "Inferno." Somewhere.