How I'm wasting time this afternoon

Nordic combined. A bunch of 5-foot-4, 120-pound dudes from Scandanavian countries who aren't good enough to be either ski jumpers or cross country skiers -- but put the two together and they're off. Is it any wonder the favorite is some 6-foot-2, 185-pound Swede? At least that dude could finish a hamburger.

Again, it is the Olympics and only the Olympics that can make me care about any of this for even 10 seconds... much less the two hours I've killed so far today.