OMG

What's with all the people who can't swim on "The Amazing Race"? I've never seen such a bawling bunch of buoyant babies.

And what's going on with the dentist getting all pissy when he found out they were going to Moscow: "Hi there! I'm Dr. Dumbass and I didn't know there would be travel involved with 'The Amazing Race.'"

Some nights you just have to thank goodness for Netflix.