Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Arrrr! Pirate Master be walkin' the plank


Yeah, that post title sucks, but it's the last chance I'll have to talk pirate gibberish.


I actually thought "Pirate Master" was silly enough to be fun, although it probably says something that I only bothered to watch the pilot.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Pirate Master


Suh-weet: In addition to having the goofiest name ever, the new CBS reality show/Johnny Depp rip-off has Christian Okoye.

I know that doesn't mean much to most of you, but I remember when he was a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs. He had this one game against the Seahawks that's etched in my memory: They'd hand it off to Okoye and he'd run straight up the middle for 20 yards. Time after time after time. I think the Seattle linebackers were afraid of him - the safeties were making all the tackles.

I'm from Seattle, but fortunately I'm a Packers fan, otherwise that might have stunted my development. He set some kind of record that day.

Anyway, his NFL career was only like four seasons. I can't remember if it was because of injury, or because the rest of the league wasn't as slow and weak as Seattle's defense.

UPDATE: OK, now I'm even more in love with this show. One guy's profession is listed as "Scientist/exotic dancer." Because that's so much more respectable than an "Exotic dancer/scientist."

But the exotic scientist gets sent home. And he seemed to be the only one that was trying to be interesting. Eh.

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